Me: Wow, you're one stinky girl. Did you go poo-poo?? (why we ask questions when we know they're not going to answer is beyond my understanding)
Me: Yes, you did. That's one little poop, but boy do you smell (said while throwing up in my mouth--just a little).
Me: I guess today's lesson for you (Bug) is that even though you're small, you can really pack a big punch!!
So I guess my Parable of the Poop is the modern-day translation of the verse, "Do not let anyone look down on you because you are young." First Timothy 4:12
Ahhh, the teachable moment! Teacher of the year right here!! Hehe! :-P